TYRANNY OF OBJECTS, THE (LP)

The Wet Secrets, a dance rock six-piece from Edmonton, AB, dress up their scrappy, scathing outlook in impeccably tailored pop attire. Leave eyerolls and apathy to the others: The Wet Secrets' buoyant brand of irony turns dysfunction into inspiration. Equal parts punk rock and halftime show, The Wet Secrets' vibe is a fusion of the bass-driven grit of The Stranglers with the lurid surrealism of The B52s. "Gritty, shambolic, exuberant, demented rock." - Vue Weekly'